Virginian parking

People in Virginia really have no idea how to park a car.  Whenever I got to visit friend in Virginia parking a car in a parking lot is a fucking task and a half.  everyone parks to the extreme of one of the white lines given.  So that when you park there is a high chance that getting back into your car means going through a window to not scratch the car next to yo ( assuming your nicer than i am).  It's borderline ridiculous that people can't park between two white lines and not sit on at least one of the lines in the process.  So heres are some suggestions to Virginian drivers.

• Don't park on the white lines
• park between the white lines
• Stop parking so fucking close to people who have parked already
• reduces the amount of spit you have to remove from your car
• reduces the chances of you having a dent mark in your car
• Stop being so bad at driving
• seriously your bad drivers in general

sorry to offend any of the few not terrible drivers in VA